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ok, ora guarda attentamente la tua foto per una quindicina di secondi, non lasciare assolutamente questa pagina! ah, per entrare hai messo mi piace alla tua pagina, quindi basta che linki questo link e tutti quelli che vogliono accedere mettono mi piace alla tua pagina, è così che si accumulano tanti mi piace!!

Ma ora, attenzione, continua a guardare la tua foto finchè non succede qualcosa. succederà, succederà AHAH

hey, welcome on this fuckin' website.
It's a fake one, so don't complain if you don't find anything. ok?
If you want to complain, please send me and e-mail. But you can't complain, so i think i won't write here my e-mail address. AHAH.
Nevermind, we can talk about flowers i think, so you have found something and you can't complain in the end.
Flowers are big, sometimes, while sometimes they are little. So we have found one of the biggest problem in the world: Are flowers big? or maybe.. Are flowers little?
You can send me the answer by mail.. but as always i think i won't write here my e-mail so it's better to say, or if you prefer it's worse not to say: You COULD send me the answer if you would have my e-mail address.
But you don't have my e-mail address, so we can continue talking about flowers by ignoring if they are big or little.
Flowers can be blue, violet, red, white, yellow and sometimes green. But... we have found another big problem. How could we see green flowers in the grass which is green?
You could send me the solution by Mail, but as i said, you don't have it and you won't have it, so Wikipedia will help me:

We can recognize green flowers in the grass because grass is not green"

Thanks to Wikipedia we have discovered a really interesting thing. But in the same time we've found another problem.. What color is grass?
So my friend Pattycaffa.UT has researched for me by digging in the Sahara desert and founding and ancient coffer, in which she has found and ancient manuscript, in which we can read:

"Colors are relatives, fuck and go to hell"

After this incredible strike Pattycaffa.Ut decided to visit hell to find the relativity of colors and she met a strange guy who said her..

Oh, we were talking about Flowers, Recapping:
-they can be big or small.
-their colors are relative.

So, what do you think about this fantastic post? You can't comment, because i am really like god on this website and i can choose what you can do and what you can't do, so i decided not to allow comments.

Oh, you can send me an E-mail, you can find my email address nowhere.

See you guy!     

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